I’m probably single because I’ll never love a man as much as I love food. I’m posting this everywhere because I DGAF.

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this pretty much sums up my day.

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Creating a presentation for a client and yeah.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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not a morning person.

theballetblog:

terpsichores:

Natalia Makarova about her disasters on stage.

Very very funny !

OMG I LOVE HER EVEN MORE

franziaprincess:

always applicable therefore always reblog

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inothernews:

(via Upworthy)

auggielicious:

“Ooo you’re so tense!  Been under a lot of stress?”
“Well now that you mention it, I got caught the other day for eating the cat po—… well let’s just say I got in trouble..”

I KNEAD CAT.

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There’s a reason leap day only comes around once every 4 years…

breakfromtheconcrete:

Snoop?

Weezy ?

Kanye ?

Kingsley?

Nicki?

Tyga?

Baby?

Justin?

Dumbledore?

Selena?

Cat?

 Rick?

David?

Michael?

Rihanna?

Oprah?

Jake?

Lady Gaga?

Tony?

Helena?

Kate?

Tina?

Jimmy?

Seth?

Jennifer?

Shanaynay:

Megan Fox?

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